Name as it appears on your Birth Certificate:
Christopher Emile Panerio

If you could change your name to anything it would be:
Isaac Thomas, or Ferdinand Okanlogan Haukypuk

Birthday:
4/18/91

Age:
16

Hometown:
University Place, WA

Favorite Color:
A royal blue or a forest green

Favorite Word:
Moist and Bronze

Favorite Person in History:
Id have to say the wooly mammoth (as in thee mammoth), and Ill argue he/she and/or it is indeed a person.

If you could be any animal, what would it be and why:
A White Capuchin Monkey, just because.

Top 5 favorite movies:
Protolife, The pursuit of happiness, Ratatouille, Elephant, Cheese and Crackers

Worst 5 movies of all time:
Lethal Weapon 1-5

Favorite Tunes:
“One of Us is Gonna Die Young” (The Ark), “Beautiful Thing” (Ming and Ping), “Major Label Debut” (Broken Social Scene), “White Unicorn” (Wolfmother), “Fallin’” (De La Soul), “Superstar” (Lupe Fiasco)

Who’s hotter: Barbara Streisand, Meryl Streep, Whoopi Goldberg, or Rosie O’Donnel:
Whoopi

Favorite Food(s):
Two warm and greasy McDonald’s breakfast burritos with a side of potato chips, a root beer and extra toilet paper.

Least Favorite Food(s):
Horse Radish and Lego Tires

Gnarliest Injury:
Fell behind a jet ski and got caught in a tow rope, dislocated my elbow, sprained my shoulder, and still have some gnarly rope burn scars.

Best Accomplishment in Your Sport:
Last season won U-16 Dbs Comp, Stratos Universal, and Chambers Creek Throwdown.

If you could travel to one place on Earth, where would it be, why would you go, and if you could only take one person who would it be:
Id go heli-skiing in the Swiss Alps and Id bring whoever paid for it.

Couldn’t Live Without:
My Ipod and my gummy bears.

Hobbies:
Skating, boarding of all sorts, music listening and playing, dancing, with people and by myself, ping pong, baseball, and studying the perfection of Spencer Rake-Marona’s bronze body.

What else do you do to pay the bills:
I worked at Zoolights and put up and took down Christmas lights for some guy. Then I valet parked for his party. I hope to do it next year, it helped me afford some tanning lotion so I can only hope to be as bronze as Spencer this summer.

Other sponsors:
DB skimboards

Anything else you want the world to know:
Spencer is bronze.