Name as it appears on your Birth Certificate:
Trevor TheMan Kaiser

If you could change your name to anything it would be:
Sal Manila

Birthday:
April 23, 1983

Age:
Old enough to party

Hometown:
Colorado Springs, CO

Favorite Color:
Jungle Green (Best spraypaint color ever made)

Favorite Word:
Scrumtrulescent

Favorite Person in History:
Ghengis Kahn. He may have smelled like rotten sweet and sour pork, but he was one bad ass chinamen.

If you could be any animal, what would it be and why:
Any sort of large Bird of Prey. I can fly all over and poop on people that I don’t like!

Top 5 favorite movies:
Blood in Blood out, Goodfellas, Fletch, Goonies, Wedding Crashers.

Worst 5 movies of all time:
There are way too many. Latest one I saw was The Marine, horrible flick.

Favorite Tunes:
90’s east coast Hip Hop, Old gangster Rap, and Yanni

Who’s hotter: Barbara Streisand, Meryl Streep, Whoopi Goldberg, or Rosie O’Donnel:
Rosie! I love Fat, loud, obnoxious Lesbians

Favorite Food(s):
RED MEAT! I can’t understand you Vegans and Vegetarians, oh well, more steak for me! Chicken Phad Thai, and any sort of shell fish.

Least Favorite Food(s):
I hate Korean food. Not only are you unsure what you’re eating, but who cooks and eats man’s best friend?

Gnarliest Injury:
Out of 6 broken wrists, 3 broken ankles, 3 Dislocated shoulders, over 15 finger and toe fractures, I would have to say that my last wrist fracture, when my broken radius ripped through my skin and severed my nerve, had to be the worst.

Best Accomplishment in Your Sport:
Being that my involvement with the company is design related, and not sport, I will have to say that I’m pretty damn good at taking the biggest and hardest falls and still commin back for more. But I do love me some hand rails with a salad grind on the side.

If you could travel to one place on Earth, where would it be, why would you go, and if you could only take one person who would it be:
I’d have to say that I would be somewhere on the Italian Coast. Some of the greatest artist in history have come from Italy, the coolest exotic cars are made there, the food is great and Italians are funny to listen to. I think I would have to take my better half, Italy has to earn you bonus points on the romance scale, and what’s better than being in a classy foreign place with a smokin hot blonde by your side. Very nice, Very nice!

Couldn’t Live Without:
God, Guns, Graffiti, Girls, Gnarliness

Hobbies:
Graffiti, Graphic Design, little people tossing, making gang signs, watching as many movies as possible, sleeping, kickin it and pourin’ one out for the homies.

What else do you do to pay the bills:
Go Go dancing, Cobra Commander

Other sponsors:
Smith & Wesson, Heckler & Koch

Anything else you want the world to know:
Do not vote for Hilary Clinton.